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Post by Axle on Mar 25, 2010 21:28:54 GMT -5
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Post by sapphiresmoke on Mar 26, 2010 1:03:28 GMT -5
O.o
I'm caught between horrified disgust and hysterical laughter right now.
Although "Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like 'Second Tall Man'" wouldn't be that bad, given the right context.
I need to bring this to my Word Usage and Style professor... He might be driven to insanity by the sheer awfulness of most of these.
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Post by Axle on Mar 26, 2010 13:37:33 GMT -5
I love driving professors mad! My favourite is the one about the boat and how it glided across the water exactly how a bowling ball would not.
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Post by sapphiresmoke on Mar 26, 2010 17:27:20 GMT -5
Yeah, lol. That was spectacularly bad.
I also liked the red bricks that were the color of a brick-red Crayola crayon.
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Post by CJL_Forever (aka Sini) on Apr 12, 2010 16:08:33 GMT -5
"The hailstones leaped from the pavement, just like maggots when you fry them in hot grease." All I can say to that is...what the fudge?!?!?!?! ROTFL!
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Also love "His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free."
I had a very boring day. Needed a giggle. Thanks for that! LOL!
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Post by sapphiresmoke on Apr 12, 2010 17:45:51 GMT -5
Yeah, that was a good (bad?) one, Sini.
I want to know why that person knew what it looked like when you fry maggots in hot grease... And on that note, of course the grease was hot... Who fries things in cold grease? Lol.
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